PRISON PROSE & CONS: THE TRILOGY. I-SPY BAD POETRY. By LILA CEPA.
3 EBOOKS. THE PRISON PROSE & CONS TRILOGY: I-SPY BAD POETRY:
PRISON PROSE & CONS in VERSE. THE MUSICAL.
PRISON PROSE & CONS: THE SPOOK.
PRISON PROSE & CONS: THE ROSEBUD THIEF.
The Heyoka/Halo Effect Pen Wielded in Post-Op By: Lila Cepa Winyan Sapa.
Translated by Curtis Lake.
Table of Contents for the TRILOGY.
BOOK 1. Prison Prose & Cons in Verse. The Musical.
FOREWORD.
ACT I - I am a Prison Punk. Culture not Color. Meditations on Hate.
.49 Cue the Con-Side-Soundtrack. An Acoustic Code.
1. No Working Movie Title For Breaking Bad.
1.49 My Prison Fight Club Cherry with an Insane Clown Posse Sundae. 3 Scoops!
2. Prison Secret Santa. Mele Kalikimaka!
3. Trailer Swift. Fast and Loose. Sex, Drug Grift and a Rockin’ Caboose.
3.49 The “My Cellie, Celery Rick” Drinking Game.
4. Checkmate. Dead Inmate In Two Moves.
4.49 Snubs, Snips and Pedo-Cuts.
5. Psycho Killer on the Psych Meds with the Psycho High-5. Cellmate.
5.1 I Own the ‘N’aughty Word.
5.49 (PSS) My Prison Safe Word was the Number 666.
6. Je Suis Francois the Anus-Tart.
6.49 The Double Dark Side Of Dr Alcala and Mr Hyde.
7. Place Your Bets! Russian Roulette with Boris and the Cellie Bullets.
7.49 “Prison Punk Make A Wish.” A Non-Prophet Foundation.
7.99 Prison Pedo Prom.
9.9 The Bankers of Paradox.
10. Jackson.
10.1 Hopeful Love Yoga.
10.2 A First Love Defined and the Merry Heartbreak Yoga Pose.
10.24K Wanagi Soul Shine of Derek Miller and Abe Hagos. The Non-Louis Friend.
10.25 Great Scott. M not F.
10.26 The Impressive Tunes.
10.27 The Sad Lonely Midwestern Surfboard.
10.28 God’s Eviction Notice.
10.29 Karma, Your Honor.
10.3 Mind Drug Kampf. The Alice Walker-About.
10.33 Small Minds with a Medical Medium at Large on the Prison Yard.
10.34 Monday Menu: Prison Pea Bland Soup for the Soul.
10.35 My Universe for an Apple Pie.
10.36 The Stealthy Escape of Icarus at Night.
10.37 The Big Prison Poetry Slam.
10.38 The Frank and Knee Jerk Reaction to Releasing My Inner Girly Jew.
10.39 Dear Dr Phil.
FIN.
BOOK 2. PRISON PROSE & CONS. THE SPOOK.
ACT II - The Spook. Shadow Not Substance.
Foreword.
10.39X Am I Being Abducted by Aliens? Ana Aesha Huna/I Live Here!
10.4 Removed. Best Friend’s Edit.
10.8 Rape Is Not The Worst Thing. Green Beret to Prison Greens. Shades of Monster In Between. Scored By Billie Eilish.
15AB. Too Late. Nothing Worse. My 20th Group’s Curse: “Operation Head Ni**er.” Wait. I Didn’t Name the Op!
15B. Origins of a SuperSpook/SuperCon.
15C. I Spy a Bartender’s Covert CV.
15S. Family.
111. A Word? Bird? No Talafinn, Unclassified, I Heard.
111.11 John Lennon. Unfinished. The Ekphrasis of His Painted Strawberry and the Creation of the Rotten Strawberry Artist. Another 20th Group Curse.
112. Strange Fruit Crop Reports.
112.49 The Rothko-Rotten-Strawberry-Artist. A Self-Portrait. Cut to Hang in the I-Spy Gallery.
212. On Golden Lake. Fahrenheit 451 Written in Water.
278. KISS Demons under the Rock and Roll Mistletoe.
280. The Long James Caan with Friends. My Best Friends/Family.
THE END.
BOOK 3. PRISON PROSE & CONS. THE ROSEBUD THIEF.
ACT III - ROSEBUD THIEF.
Philosophy Not Religion.
285. The Hawaiian Rosebud of the Rosebud Thief.
299. (792458 X 3). The Numerology Behind the Heyoka/Yuwipi (HY) Sacred Summons of the Lakota.
921. The Lakota Rosebud of the Rosebud Thief.
921.01 The Little Lebowski Overachiever Rug Pissed on by Rosebud Thief Origami.
921.02 After Thoughts of the Afterlife After Family.
921.04 His Holiness Led Me to Prison. Bless Him For That.
924. I Lost on Jeopardy, Baby. My Bad Acting in a Trebek Suit Got in the Way.
999. Memoirs in Holly-Font. If My Life Was a Movie?
#1000. THE BLACK ROSEBUD of the SPOOK.
FADE TO BLACK.
OUTTAKES. BLOOPER REEL.
8008. Old School Calculator Speak. Counselor Wadi Muhaisen. Legal BooB.
8008.2 Electric Boob-a-Loo. The Eric “Cuckold” Blomfelt Affair. Metro State Law Professor. Legal BooB: The Sequel.
1.AE The Alternate Ending in Beginning: Prison Ink. A ‘Hapa’ Daily Journal of Inkarcerated Sentences. Preamble, Ambling to Prison Ink Outtakes.
The End. Roll Credits?
Epilogue: A Parole Plan to Die For!
P.S. Paroled Script.
P.S.S. Paroled Sans Shawshank.
P.S.S.S-ick.
ROLL CREDITS.
